We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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