i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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