Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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