Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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