apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
