Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
People with herpes should wear stickers.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
It's never too late to be topless.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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