The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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