:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
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