My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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