he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I'm just crazy horny about you
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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