apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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