when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
no more duck duck goose at the bar
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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