haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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