i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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