No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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