You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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