i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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