Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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