how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Sext me about skeletons
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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