at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Houston, we have a squirter
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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