Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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