I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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