question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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