try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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