"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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