I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Randomize
