hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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