I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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