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I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I'm sobbing to NWA
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