soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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