Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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