I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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