you mean i was at the winter classic?
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Randomize