? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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