Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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