You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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