I am puke
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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