1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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