STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Randomize
