I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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