Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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