I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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