I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
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