The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I need a burrito and a hug.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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