Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
True strength comes from lack of pants
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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