Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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