"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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