I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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