I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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