This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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