dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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