So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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