Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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