WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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